Mens Authority

Ok. Since I am a regular guy living a pretty regular life, I am condemned to regular rituals. One ritual that is unsaid but annoying is having to be instant buddies with my kids’s friends parents. I like meeting people as much as the next guy, but fuck, do I need to hang out with a guy because my wife is friends with his wife or because my kids are friends with his? Yes, of course. I have to share my beer, piss away a day of golfing, watch football and obtain a lifetime sentence or at least until the wive’s get sick of each other or until my kid does something to offend their little bastard. Can I get a pass because I am sick of them? Hell no, however, the good news is that women and children usually get sick of their new friends after a few weeks and I can get back to my happydouche free life.