Mens Authority

I hate being a little bitch, but recently, I had to go to the doctor and he politely called me a sweat hog and that if I want to live to see who wins Survivor this season, I better get a bit more exercise.
So, I am eating less, going to the gym and feeling good, except one thing. I miss my regular shit. Not shit as in things to do, but shitting on the toilet at 7PM every night. Now, I maybe shit once every couple of days and it’s a struggle. Talk about losing my manhood, forget erectile dysfunction, I want to read the paper in piece and shit on queue. I am trying more fiber, but would sure be nice just to get back my manhood!