So I decided to come to work in the afternoon and I just experienced a moment of shame which you can all relate to. Perhaps someone has a solution for me….So I have the urge to take a piss. This is usually quite exciting as I get to take a brief walk down the hall and usually the bathroom is my own on a Friday afternoon. I get to the urinal and some really tall guy gets in the urinal right next to me. I cannot piss. I had to piss like an elephant about 2 minutes ago, but now, I am blocked. Is he watching me? So, unfortunately, this guy gets blocked up too, but he starts first and takes at least 30-40 seconds to get it all out. Meanwhile, I am just standing there. Then, he turns around, barely starts walking away and the floodgates open. Ohhh the shame….
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