Let me start you off with the Fuck test. If you are already offended by me saying Fuck, then you better get off of my fucking web site.
This leads me to my first topic…The Fuck Test. If you just meet someone for the first time and you’re kind of getting the vibe that this guy could be on the fence of being just a limp dick or a potential good buddy, drop the F bomb on him during dinner with him and his wife.
Let’s just say this guy is named Ralph and I say as he is passing the salt, “Hey Ralph, did you see that fucked up call during the world series?” How does he respond?
Option 1 – Potential Good Friend
This means he answered, “The mother fucker needs to gets his eyes checked, see the play again, and then blow is fucking brains out for being so stupid.”
Option 2 – Total Douche and Ask for the Check
This means he either said that he doesn’t watch sports, his wife gave him the stink eye, or he simply answered something like, “Yes, I may not have quite put it that way, but….” End the conversation, go home and tell him to fuck himself!
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