Ok…So I was at the gym tonight and am making an observation. Now, I realize that the locker room is a place to chill out and all, but it started to feel like a bath-house. There’s always the guy that has to chat you up and get in your face, all the while, his dong is about to slap your thigh and all this time, I am trying to look him in the eye. Then gramps walks in with his balls down to ankles and makes his way to the hot tub but rather than get in, he has to sit on th rim. Then, I take a shower and of course, there are no doors and the guy next to me is feeling chatty as he is polishing his scrotum.
This is just too stressful. I am no more homophobic than the regular guy but fuck, I woud prefer that when the clothes come off, the mouth closes shut.
Tomorrow, I am going jogging.
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