Is it just me or do you have to friggin pray that every time that you take a dump, it’s not going to be a big mess. I don’t like this unpredictability that has been haunting me my whole life.
Sometimes, I wipe and like a boyscout, I leave no trace. But other times, it’s the wipe that keeps on giving. Pretty soon you’re working on the entire role of paper and when you think you’ve licked it, you wipe once more for good measure and it’s like you’ve discovered some crude oil leak.
Anybody know the right way to do this? Perhaps my daddy didn’t teach me proper.
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