Mens Authority

After turning 21 or so, I lost my appreciation for the older woman. Prior to turning 21, I worked in the retail industry where I would regularly get hit on by the married MILF’s but back then, they wore slutty office wear and the MILF thing wasn’t so popular. Then all of a sudden, new moms decided that they needed to get in shape, wear tight jeans and tops, get drunk and party! Now that I am older and have kids, I look forward to going to functions because it’s just rooms full of horny moms that are still as horny as the slutty office MILF, but are now in plentiful consumption. Also, they love to get drunk and rub their MILFYness all around, making for a some of the bluest and most painful nutters one can have; however, a small price to pay for evolution of the MILF. Wikipedia, take dat!